CPC Mail Vault

If you love watching paint dry, then you’ll love this.

The Conservative Party of Canada is live streaming their mail vault!

Yes, that’s a LIVE STREAM of YOUR ballots waiting to be opened and counted on May 27th.

CAN THIS ELECTION GET ANY MORE EXCITING!

But, there’s some problems.

First, we can see some of your ballots aren’t there yet. And we can see we need just a few more.  So, please, send your ballot today. Time is running out.

Second, our network of spies tell us that 10% of the ballots are arriving spoiled. Many voters are forgetting to include a photocopy of their ID or sign the declaration form.

Don’t let your ballot go to waste. Watch the instructional video and make sure your ballot is packaged correctly.

It’s just a few more minutes of your time to help us all win.

 

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